you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts
(via stupidlullabies)
Happy 50th anniversary to the greatest mafia movie
never made!
snoopy of the day
we talk about the first j2 omegaverse fic a lot but what about the person who requested it to be written in the first place
This post is like that cursed tape from The Ring and I’m passing it along to you all
did we ever find out who was behind tehdirtiestsock account they must answer for their crimes against both god and man
y'all i guess i’m actually gonna go on a vanilla date with a man who is only 34? who am i anymore :/
nope can’t do it. what I need to do is actually quit smoking for real this time, get sober, go back to school (again lol), and stop being a professional hoe. and if I’m donna do all that then I shouldn’t be dating anyone for at least a year.
I’m glad we had this talk :)
y'all i guess i’m actually gonna go on a vanilla date with a man who is only 34? who am i anymore :/
why are all these sweet babies 25?? my goodness I just wanna burrito y’all in bubble wrap for the rest of y’all’s lives
i mean do they even know what trip hop is? i feel like my hated regular playing bela lugosi’s dead for the tenth time
why are all these sweet babies 25?? my goodness I just wanna burrito y’all in bubble wrap for the rest of y’all’s lives
every time I walk in this building there’s a new Ariana grande song
out of the box
kinda wild how many folks get this overwhelming feeling that they are not exceptional when everyone so obviously is. being incredible is what humans are BUILT for we come out of the box BENDING WORLDS. you are a wonder, the feeling that you are not is dead weight from deflated dreams of someone else